This is a sponsored post written by me for Quilted Northern®. All opinions are 100% my own.
Have you ever thought about all those items laying around in your bathroom? No? I wouldn’t normally either… but I got to thinking. What horrors they must have witnessed! Unforgettable images.
So, naturally, I wrote a little poem to one of my most used bathroom items. My Hair Straightener. Naturally. Don’t you do things like this too?
Ode to a Hair Straightener
by Dana DeVolk aka This Silly Girl’s Life
You sit on my bathroom sink collecting dust,
I don’t want to use you, but it’s a must,
You burn my hands, you burn my face,
Somehow you wrestle my hair back into place.
Though I only use you twice a week,
You witness things thou shalt not speak.
Odors, ointments, lotions and more,
Never a second will give you a bore.
Your cord goes on for days,
Getting tangled in all kinds of ways,
This feature you have I loathe the most,
Do it again and you’ll soon be toast!
Forever pulling out hairs by the root,
Wait a second, was that just a toot?
Oh Hair Straightener how I hate but love you so,
Things that happen in here only the two of us will know!
Yes, days without my beloved friend can get pretty scary…
I have naturally wavy/frizzy hair… le sigh.
Seriously… try waking up with this monster on your head everyday. You’d be running for the bathroom too! (To use your Hair Straightener, of course.)
But, yes just like my incredible poem I wrote (*eye roll*), it does seem to somehow wrestle this mop back into place! And, YES! You CAN use a hair straightener to curl your hair! I loves it!
But, alas, this is one tool I hate using the most. Reasons why I hate my Hair Straightener:
1. It’s hot… like lava… and mysteriously ( 😉 ) likes to burn me!
2. Pulls out hairs randomly, I don’t know why. It is evil if you ask me.
3. It’s cord is unusually long. It gets all tangled. What I HATE THE MOST is when it gets caught on my cabinet door knobs. GRRRR.
Those are basically all the reasons why I hate using it… but it does get the job done! But, I do feel bad for it sometimes.. you know witnessing all those bathroom occurrences… ew. I’m sure it has never forgotten some of those times!
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But, don’t take my word for it… hear it first hand from Little Miss Puffytail:
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This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Quilted Northern. The opinions and text are all mine.